Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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