He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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