But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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