Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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