You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
