Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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