where am i from again
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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