For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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