i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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