we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
