She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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