I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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