i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
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Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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