i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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