omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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