STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
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No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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