woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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