I want to stick my p in your. b.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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