I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
