I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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