I think I died a long time ago.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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