I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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