I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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