Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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