He kissed a someone with a penis
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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