i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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