that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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