I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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