i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
do herpes really smell.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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