help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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