ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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