she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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