okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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