I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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