Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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