So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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