everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
As shirtless as possible
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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