he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
a search helicopter?!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Randomize
