I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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