Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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