So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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