So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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