its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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