HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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