Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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