Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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