A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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