Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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