I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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