I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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