it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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