Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
