I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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