hell yes lets make some ravioli
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
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