I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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