someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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